Last night was one of those perfect moments on Fox News, where the three interchangeable dipshits on the screen demonstrated in the most efficient manner possible just how much they despise your Nana and Pop Pop and all the other mouth breathing white morons whose viewing eyes keep them employed. It’s a 14-second clip. They all nodded along and smiled with each other, Jason Chaffetz and Kayleigh McEnany and some other guy, as Chaffetz just lied to the viewers’ faces about something easily verifiable, about something those viewers could debunk themselves if their own viewers weren’t such halfwit cows. while I risk the chance of being called An Low Energy Libtard. And as such people who insult Fox News along with Fox News viewers aka halfwit cows who is reading this Conserliberal bit wondering if this is a radical right or leftist wackjob, and while you look up portmanteau.
Let's just say the BLOG is about facts and while I'm no snowflake, I, Myself, would dare to say!!! This social justice warrior will not let Fox News LIE, like a large trunk or suitcase made of stiff leather and opening into two equal parts!
Jason Chaffetz, Kayleigh McEnany and some other guys are lying to them. About the price of Joe Biden’s turkey. "We went to go buy a turkey today, it was $90 for a turkey! Uh, the price of stamps is up 32 percent in the last four years! But it’s all a choice by Joe Biden, that’s what Bidenomics is.”
McEnany sat there smirking and shaking her head back and forth, appalled by the indignity of the luxury Joe Biden turkey prices in the imaginary story Jason Chaffetz was telling. The other extraneous white guy just sat there smirking like he was in on the lie, but couldn’t quite hide it as well as McEnany and Chaffetz, who are much more seasoned professional liars.
And the viewers at home, well, yes, again, they are pigturd dogbrained stupid. Many of them literally just bought a Butterball for, at the top end, 30 bucks, but yet they likely panted along with the TV and got angry at Joe Biden for making their turkeys 90 dollars. That evil tyrant must have raised the prices just after they bought theirs! Boy, were they lucky.
As we see it, there are two options here one Jason Chaffetz is just a pigfuck liar. Don’t overthink it or 2 Jason Chaffetz bought his turkey from some kind of luxury boutique turkey delivery service — which is fine, those are nice services! — where they come pre-smoked or something, and that dildo-brained bastard thinks the bougie turkey-on-demand service he uses is how average Americans do it. Maybe it’s some kind of local restaurant that does it and they do the turkey and prepare some sides and box it up all nice. This dipshit thinks it’s inflation. Also, in this scenario Chaffetz is still just a shameless pigfuck liar. Ready for your shocker? The price of turkeys is down this year. It’s down 5.6 percent, according to the Farm Bureau. Know what seems pretty much under control right now? Inflation. If your Nana starts spouting this bullshit at the Thanksgiving table, tell her these facts and then look her in the eye and gently explain to her that her favorite Fox News personalities — the ones she wishes were her own children — literally hate her.
Happy Thanksgiving, Nana!
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